Drinking Game

To play this game, all you need is a flask filled with the alcohol of your choice. That, and to declare your major as ME. Once you've obtained both of those things, you can begin playing the following Monday at 8:00 AM. Depending upon your specific coursework, I figure you could make it as far as Thursday ... or be dead from alcohol poisoning around lunchtime on Tuesday.

The official rules of the ME Drinking Game- take a drink whenever:

1. You don't know how to start any of the problems in a given homework assignment.
2. A TA says any of the following phrases to you:
"I don't know."
"Say that again?"
"I don't understand your question."
"Let me find the professor."
"I'm not supposed to know that, you are."
"I try to grade fairly."
3. Professor Smith adds more required lab time.
4. You take two or more pop quizzes in a single day.
5. You fail two or more pop quizzes in a single day.
6. Your ME advisor gives you an incorrect PIN number.
7. Your ME advisor doesn't know the requirements of an ME degree.
8. Your ME advisor calls you the wrong name.
9. Professor Oztekin says the phrase "No doubt."
10. You spend more than 8 hours in Packard Lab in a day.
11. You don't understand a concept.
12. Your 3-5 midterms are scheduled into a 24-48 hour period.
13. You watch the sunset from a room in Packard.
14. You watch the sunrise from a room in Packard.
15. You make an irreparable mistake in IDEAs and are forced to start over.
16. You lose a part in the IDEAs Library/Bin Management system.
17. You curse out Maple, IDEAs, Matlab, or Simulink.
18. Someone says the phrase "Why can't we just use AutoCAD?"
19. You find yourself counting the liver spots on Professor Lucas' head.
20. A project team in ME 111 discusses WW II as part of their presentation on nuclear power.
21. You can't swipe into a CAD lab.
22. You smell alcohol on Professor Varley's breath.
23. You use the handicap door on the 2nd floor to get into Packard because it's the only one that's open.
24. An exam average is 50 or below.
25. Your exam score is 50 or below.
26. Professor Hartranft mentions the safety factor of airplanes.
27. A professor calls you stupid for not remembering an equation from thermo.
28. You buy a solution manual on ebay.
29. Professor Chew tells you to take "Sex for Birds."
30. You contemplate changing majors.