Not Even 8 AM Yet

This morning a bottle of cologne fell out of my medicine cabinet and smashed into a thousand pieces on the floor. Since I didn't have time to do more than a cursory wipe of the area before I had to leave for work, there are two fun new developments in that room:

1. A crapload of tiny glass shards is splayed across the room. Thank goodness we don't shower or get naked in there.

2. There is a large, powerful puddle of Calvin Klein's Eternity for Men still sitting on the floor. By the time I get home to fix that, I predict that the bathroom will be unlivable. And to think- I was hoping that I wouldn't have to pee in the rec yard until I was drunk.

To brighten my day and yours, though, here's a conversation that happened between Jeff, Chad, and Brian this morning. It's a winner.

Brian: "So until they figure out what caused that reaction, I'm going to have to get an allergy test."
Jeff: "Those suck. What a pain in the ass."
Brian: "Supposedly it's a little prick test all over your back."
Jeff: "Chad, you used to give your ex-wife a little prick test, didn't you?"
Chad: "Yeah, but that was only twice a year."

Happy Monday morning.